Mar10

Rage. That's all I feel!

After all these years, my Peach has run off with Bowser. She cheated on me, leaving me here hanging like a stupid loser!

I need some relief.. a shroom will help me forget.

"We report of a local plumber, Mario, who has been ravaging the neighborhood.

Crushed plants, broken windows, smashed Christmas decorations, that is all we can see around us.

Some locals have reported disappeared pets and turtles, we hope to find them soon!

Mario has evidently been under the effect of some hallucinogens. The police have found him hugging a flower vase, constantly talking about the need to rescue his princess from a turtle with spikes."