503: Service Unavailable

It's Monday morning and you can barely remember your name.

What are all these people asking you with such a rush? Don't they see that it's only 9 AM? Don't they have to warm up a bit for the day before jumping straight into a tornado of meetings?

Here, some coffee will help me out.

Oh, this blanket is so warm... should I really get up from my sofa? Can't I just spend the whole day working comfortably?

...

Where am I? Oh... More coffee will help for sure... Oh, how is it already noon? I must have fallen asleep... Why not take a little longer nap?

503: Don't mind me, it's morning and I'm unavailable.